"I no can open this freakin thing" moaned Kalani. " Whoa the bummed out!!"

Now all this noise and commotion went wake up the local Menehune named Gen. Curious about all the racket, Gen went over to Kalani's house and saw the boy just staring at the safe.

"What's up?" said Gen.

"I no can open the safe where the Ling Hi Mui stay" whined Kalani. "I tried one hammer, one crowbar, I even when drive my mothers car over the thing but still I cannot get the food. I give up!"Hawaiian Fairy Tales

"Eh, you really desperate yeah?" said the soft hearted Menehune. "Tell you what, I going open the safe for you if you promise not to eat everything in sight from now on, okay? All you gotta do is ask me 3 t imes nicely for open the safe."

So Kalani quickly bowed down in front of the Menehune and pleaded in his nicest manners to please open the safe. 3 times he bowed and asked. And on the third bow the safe magically broke open and Kalani had won his prize.

The moral of this story is:

If at first you don't suck seed, Try, Try, a Gen.

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